Gabrovo Times Thursday February 25, 2016.
Will the Cold EVER END!?!?
After what has been a heroic effort to rescue people from the many collapsed building around Gabrovo, weather officials are baffled at the continuing cold temperatures. The highest temperature in the last 2 months has been -1° C on January 6th. Officials are starting to worry, even city owned building are having a hard time keeping temperatures up to a reasonable level. Experts in heating have been pulled from Sophia to help with the number of furnace failures. At this point only 2 deaths are directly related to the cold, but sources say more will follow if it does not get warmer soon. If you need help please call 555-7894 or email Stormofthecentury@gabrovo.gov.
| Fund for Gabrovo grows!
The fund set up by National Assembly member Pavel Bozhidar, has grown a great deal due contributions from most of the Gabovo assembly. They all contributed a few days after the snow stopped. When asked why they independently all contributed, most answered “For the good of Gabrovo of course” Sources closer to the Assembly whisper about some of the members being black mailed. These are largely discounted of course. For more details visit www.Stormofthecentury.org New Editor for the Gabrovo Times As the new editor for the Gabrovo Times I just wanted to say hello to our readers. My name is Evdokiya Remnenanov. I have been working at one of the bigger papers in Moldova until recently. Thank you for reading! |
Our newest Citizen reveled!
The newest citizen of Gabrovo has been the talk of the town in last few weeks. He has wined and dined with the biggest and brightest members of the city. Georgi Stensnacov was quoted saying “There is no bright place to be, I am so happy to be here”. He has attended all the major events after the storm. He has personally donated several million to help the citizen’s of Gabrovo. Georgi has been seen on the street donating his time to those in need. The only thing that has raised eyebrows is that he has been seen on the arms of both men and women, but he has no commit on that. This reporter only hopes to be the next to lock arms with him. |
